Season 1

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S1E1 -Into Canada

S1E2 -Roll for Vomit

The ABTD adventurers deplane and encounter a disturbing scene unfolding at the Churchill airport. They brace themselves against disaster and head south to the small town of Gillam. Find out how they get there and if they ever form a party!

Heard in this episode

  • AJ (Dungeon Master)
  • Matt (Rev. W. E. Whig)
  • Doug (Graybeard)
  • Dubs (Tyler Drexton)
  • Brendan (Sick Rimes)

Audio in this episode

"Black Vortex", "Evening of Chaos", "Not As It Seems", "Oppressive Gloom"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Public domain audio from archive.org

S1E3 -Guns and Groceries

Our adventurers, mysteriously down one member, take note of their surroundings and head out for supplies. We find out what they buy and lament their lack of combat yet again.

Heard in this episode

  • AJ (Dungeon Master)
  • Matt (Rev. W. E. Whig)
  • Doug (Graybeard)
  • Brendan (Sick Rimes)

Audio in this episode

"Black Vortex", "Evening of Chaos", "Not As It Seems"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Public domain audio from archive.org

S1E4 -Mrs. Tiddle's Delicious Molasses Squares

Our adventurers go hunting for real estate. One house is too empty. One house is really just mediocre. The last house is juuuuust right. Does Sick Rhymes lay down any sweet lyrics? You'll have to listen and find out.

Heard in this episode

  • AJ (Dungeon Master)
  • Matt (Rev. W. E. Whig)
  • Doug (Graybeard)
  • Brendan (Sick Rimes)

Audio in this episode

"Black Vortex", "Evening of Chaos" "Not As It Seems"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

S1E5 -Graybeard, the Human Pez Dispenser

Our adventurers are all set for shelter, food, and medical supplies. As flaming zombles start pouring into the small Canadian town, our "heroes" take care of them the only way they know how: recklessly. How does Graybeard become a novelty candy dispenser? Will Sick Rimes bust out into Shakespearean rap? How will the Reverend manage to betray his faith this time? Find out in this week's episode!

Heard in this episode

  • AJ (Dungeon Master)
  • Matt (Rev. W. E. Whig)
  • Doug (Graybeard)
  • Brendan (Sick Rimes)

Audio in this episode

"Black Vortex", "Evening of Chaos", "Not As It Seems"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Public domain audio from archive.org

S1E6 -100% Accuracy

Graybeard recovers from getting shot in the leg while Rev. Whig and Sick Rimes leave the house. What sweet loot will they find? Will Sick get as cocky as last episode? How many episodes can we squeeze out of two and a half hours of recorded audio? Find out on this week's episode of Almost Better Than Dragons!

Heard in this episode

  • AJ (Dungeon Master)
  • Matt (Rev. W. E. Whig)
  • Doug (Graybeard)
  • Brendan (Sick Rimes)

Audio in this episode

"Black Vortex", "Evening of Chaos", "Not As It Seems"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Public domain audio from archive.org

S1E7 -This is the Worst Idea

In this episode of Almost Better than Dragons, our unlikely adventurers...well actually I'm not going to ruin the surprise. But if you're reading this, you can look at the audio attribution below and understand how god damn amazing this episode is going to be by the sheer volume of sound effects we used to make this happen. Buckle your seatbelts and put on your life vests as the Prius drives out of Gillam into fresh territory.

Heard in this episode

  • AJ (Dungeon Master)
  • Matt (Rev. W. E. Whig)
  • Doug (Graybeard)
  • Brendan (Sick Rimes)

Audio in this episode

"Black Vortex", "Evening of Chaos", "Not As It Seems"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Public domain audio from archive.org

S1E8 -Tiny Richard

In this episode of Almost Better than Dragons, our adventurers get into a stranger's car and drive off into an unknown area where, quite frankly, things just get weird and unexpected. Science fiction? Yes please. Miniscule Rich? Yep. Folks get high off their asses? Definitely. The name of this mysterious gentleman from the dam? You betcha. Does Graybeard manage to un-shoot himself in the leg? Find out literally right now!

Heard in this episode

  • AJ (Dungeon Master)
  • Matt (Rev. W. E. Whig)
  • Doug (Graybeard)
  • Brendan (Sick Rimes)

Audio in this episode

"Black Vortex", "Evening of Chaos", "Not As It Seems"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Public domain audio from archive.org

S1E9 -Like Being Squeezed Through a Tube of Toothpaste

Our group of heroes embarks on their journey through time, only to get mildly distracted by fast food and wind up looking for a dead Scandinavian gentleman. Does Gideon give in to Graybeard's subtle peer pressure? Does anyone get any Panda Express? Find out in this week's episode.

Heard in this episode

  • AJ (Dungeon Master)
  • Matt (Rev. W. E. Whig)
  • Doug (Graybeard)
  • Brendan (Sick Rimes)
  • Dubs (Tyler)

Audio in this episode

"Black Vortex", "Evening of Chaos", "Local Forecast - Elevator", "Not As It Seems"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Public domain audio from archive.org

S1E10 -Welcome to Knoebels

Our adventurers delve deeper into the faux hospital to discover the true nature of Henry Jordansenman. Does the Reverend make it down the laundry chute after all? What sorts of poor life choices is Tyler about to make? Find out on this week's episode!

Heard in this episode

  • AJ (Dungeon Master)
  • Matt (Rev. W. E. Whig)
  • Doug (Graybeard)
  • Brendan (Sick Rimes)

Audio in this episode

"Black Vortex", "Evening of Chaos", "Not As It Seems"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Public domain audio from archive.org

S1E11 -Losing Our Religion

Our adventurers do what they do best in this episode: jack everything up in the most unusual way possible. Find out how the Reverend uses his pepper spray, and how Graybeard makes a huge mess. And Gideon? Don't even get me started.

Heard in this episode

  • AJ (Dungeon Master)
  • Matt (Rev. W. E. Whig)
  • Doug (Graybeard)
  • Brendan (Sick Rimes)

Audio in this episode

"Black Vortex", "Evening of Chaos", "Local Forecast - Elevator", "Not As It Seems
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Public domain audio from archive.org

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